alien attack

Coming Soon to a Habitat Near You!

They Came! They Saw! They Conquered a Pristine Native Environment!

Alien Attack: Assignment Earth

Stripes, AKA Zebra Mussel. A Pipe-clogging Shellfish Monster!

Count Kudzu, AKA Darth Invader, AKA Kudzu. Uses the Dark Side to Strangle All Who Oppose Him!

Widdle Sweetums, AKA Cat. Adorable to Humans, Deadly to Songbirds!

Mr. Slithers, AKA Brown Tree Snake. Biodiversity Killed His Father, and He’s Out for Revenge!

Underminer, AKA Formosa Termite. Demolition Specialist: Destroys Trees, Buildings, and Phone and Power Lines!

Chattering Death, AKA Starling. Taking Over the World, One Nest at a Time!

Bluto, AKA Cane Toad. He Has a Dinner Reservation, and Earth Is on the Menu!

A full-frontal invasion of terror by air, sea, and land!

JERRY MUCKSLIMER AND ALBERT R. KOHLRABI PRESENT A SAPIENS FILM   “ALIEN ATTACK — ASSIGNMENT: EARTH”   STARRING FELIS CATUS   BUFO MARINUS   DREISSENA POLYMORPHA   STURNUS VULGARIS   AND   COPTOTERMES FORMOSANUS   WITH PUERARIA MONTANA VAR. LOBATA AS COUNT KUDZU   AND   BOIGA IRREGULARIS AS MR. SLITHERS   BASED ON INFORMATION FROM THE GLOBAL INVASIVE SPECIES DATABASE   WRITTEN BY AGNIESZKA BISKUP   ART BY TOM LABAFF   MUSIC BY THE STARLINGS   DIRECTED BY H. SAPIENS   PRODUCED BY RECKLESS DISREGARD AND LACK O. FORESIGHT

This article appeared in the September 2005 issue of the children’s science magazine Muse.
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