Coming Soon to a Habitat Near You!
They Came! They Saw! They Conquered a Pristine Native Environment!
Alien Attack: Assignment Earth
Stripes, AKA Zebra Mussel. A Pipe-clogging Shellfish Monster!
Count Kudzu, AKA Darth Invader, AKA Kudzu. Uses the Dark Side to Strangle All Who Oppose Him!
Widdle Sweetums, AKA Cat. Adorable to Humans, Deadly to Songbirds!
Mr. Slithers, AKA Brown Tree Snake. Biodiversity Killed His Father, and He’s Out for Revenge!
Underminer, AKA Formosa Termite. Demolition Specialist: Destroys Trees, Buildings, and Phone and Power Lines!
Chattering Death, AKA Starling. Taking Over the World, One Nest at a Time!
Bluto, AKA Cane Toad. He Has a Dinner Reservation, and Earth Is on the Menu!
A full-frontal invasion of terror by air, sea, and land!
JERRY MUCKSLIMER AND ALBERT R. KOHLRABI PRESENT A SAPIENS FILM “ALIEN ATTACK — ASSIGNMENT: EARTH” STARRING FELIS CATUS BUFO MARINUS DREISSENA POLYMORPHA STURNUS VULGARIS AND COPTOTERMES FORMOSANUS WITH PUERARIA MONTANA VAR. LOBATA AS COUNT KUDZU AND BOIGA IRREGULARIS AS MR. SLITHERS BASED ON INFORMATION FROM THE GLOBAL INVASIVE SPECIES DATABASE WRITTEN BY AGNIESZKA BISKUP ART BY TOM LABAFF MUSIC BY THE STARLINGS DIRECTED BY H. SAPIENS PRODUCED BY RECKLESS DISREGARD AND LACK O. FORESIGHT