{"id":964,"date":"2005-09-01T22:04:37","date_gmt":"2005-09-02T03:04:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/agnieszkabiskup.com\/?p=964"},"modified":"2011-05-01T18:32:43","modified_gmt":"2011-05-01T23:32:43","slug":"alien-attack","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/agnieszkabiskup.com\/?p=964","title":{"rendered":"alien attack"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Coming Soon to a Habitat Near You!<a href=\"http:\/\/agnieszkabiskup.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/alien.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-965\" title=\"alien\" src=\"http:\/\/agnieszkabiskup.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/alien.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"130\" height=\"168\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>They Came! They Saw! They Conquered a Pristine Native Environment!<\/p>\n<p>Alien Attack: Assignment Earth<\/p>\n<p>Stripes, AKA Zebra Mussel. A Pipe-clogging Shellfish Monster!<\/p>\n<p>Count Kudzu, AKA Darth Invader, AKA Kudzu. Uses the Dark Side to Strangle All Who Oppose Him!<\/p>\n<p>Widdle Sweetums, AKA Cat. Adorable to Humans, Deadly to Songbirds!<\/p>\n<p>Mr. Slithers, AKA Brown Tree Snake. Biodiversity Killed His Father, and He&#8217;s Out for Revenge!<\/p>\n<p>Underminer, AKA Formosa Termite. Demolition Specialist: Destroys Trees, Buildings, and Phone and Power Lines!<\/p>\n<p>Chattering Death, AKA Starling. Taking Over the World, One Nest at a Time!<\/p>\n<p>Bluto, AKA Cane Toad. He Has a Dinner Reservation, and Earth Is on the Menu!<\/p>\n<p>A full-frontal invasion of terror by air, sea, and land!<\/p>\n<p>JERRY MUCKSLIMER AND ALBERT R. KOHLRABI PRESENT A SAPIENS FILM \u00a0 &#8220;ALIEN  ATTACK &#8212; ASSIGNMENT: EARTH&#8221; \u00a0 STARRING FELIS CATUS \u00a0 BUFO MARINUS \u00a0  DREISSENA POLYMORPHA \u00a0 STURNUS VULGARIS \u00a0 AND \u00a0 COPTOTERMES FORMOSANUS \u00a0  WITH PUERARIA MONTANA VAR. LOBATA AS COUNT KUDZU \u00a0 AND \u00a0 BOIGA  IRREGULARIS AS MR. SLITHERS \u00a0 BASED ON INFORMATION FROM THE GLOBAL  INVASIVE SPECIES DATABASE \u00a0 WRITTEN BY AGNIESZKA BISKUP \u00a0 ART BY TOM  LABAFF \u00a0 MUSIC BY THE STARLINGS \u00a0 DIRECTED BY H. SAPIENS \u00a0 PRODUCED BY  RECKLESS DISREGARD AND LACK O. FORESIGHT<\/p>\n<h6><em>This article appeared in the September 2005 issue of the children&#8217;s science magazine <\/em>Muse.<\/h6>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Coming Soon to a Habitat Near You! They Came! They Saw! They Conquered a Pristine Native Environment! Alien Attack: Assignment Earth Stripes, AKA Zebra Mussel. A Pipe-clogging Shellfish Monster! Count Kudzu, AKA Darth Invader, AKA Kudzu. Uses the Dark Side &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/agnieszkabiskup.com\/?p=964\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10,14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-964","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-articles","category-childrens"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/agnieszkabiskup.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/964","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/agnieszkabiskup.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/agnieszkabiskup.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/agnieszkabiskup.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/agnieszkabiskup.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=964"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/agnieszkabiskup.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/964\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1028,"href":"https:\/\/agnieszkabiskup.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/964\/revisions\/1028"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/agnieszkabiskup.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=964"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/agnieszkabiskup.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=964"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/agnieszkabiskup.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=964"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}